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Bleach Demotivational Poster

Mentos -

TAGS: bleach mentos lol
Rating: 2.57/5

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lala609617 - July 6, 2010, 1:09 am
lol grimmjoww looks hot lmao this suddenly makes me want to get some mentos XD

oh my god... -

URAHARA - He'll either kick your ass or try to grab it

TAGS: bleach
Rating: 2.12/5

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PWNED - Your daily amount has just arrived.

REALITY - it really sucks when you realize that anime guys have more girls and power than you ever will

TAGS: anime bleach hollow ichigo
Rating: 2.4/5

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Bartimaeus - August 22, 2010, 1:44 am
Of course. This was a discussion, not an argument.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 11:58 am
So, we good, Bart?
Bartimaeus - August 19, 2010, 4:03 am
their real world situation. In other words, they focus to much on what life should be instead of what it could be. Of course, I could just be grasping at straws.
Bartimaeus - August 19, 2010, 3:59 am
I see where you guys are coming from, and perhaps the problem here lies in the wording. Terms like "really" and "realize" make it seem like he's comparing real life to anime and saying real life comes up short. Real women < Anime women. But I think the
asddsakiller - August 18, 2010, 8:40 pm
ok....anyway it is mainly hitting anime fans as a demotivator
TheTrashHeap - August 18, 2010, 8:18 pm
recognize how untrue (wishful thinking?) it is and feel VERY demotivated. Aggy was correct, this is aimed at anime fans...or it's nonsense.
TheTrashHeap - August 18, 2010, 8:17 pm
It must be facetiously demotivational to male anime fans. To non anime fans it just seems like a fanboy trying to convince himself (and us)that hundreds of fictional women outweigh even a few real ones. If I were an anime fan and I read this I would
pzykosiz - August 18, 2010, 7:49 pm
i got what you meant because i didn't really overanalyse it.
asddsakiller - August 18, 2010, 5:55 pm
guys it was not really supposed to be funny just to be a demotivational
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:53 pm
Bart, you make intelligent and appealing anime posters. I know you certainly have a logical grasp of reality. Although I understand your defense of this, you must understand that anime isn't under attack here... it's the poster makers who insist "reality"
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:47 pm
Maybe I'm too old to appreciate non-real women... I just argue the place that a thought like this comes from. Examples: 77018, 92967, 79637, 61922, 30531. This all falls under the new generation of text, twitter and anime as "better than reality"
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:39 pm
HAving said that, my comment refers to "reality" being anywhere near this caption... and the breakdown in social structure when this cartoon character's women or power are seen on any level as a comparison to reality. You know the type I'm talking about.
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:37 pm
Try using both hands, Bart.
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 12:23 pm
Damn...typos. You people know I can't type fast. lol I'm going to start drafting my comments on Note Pad.
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 12:20 pm
anime. Not that I'm by any means defending this as an "awesome poster." I'm just defending the broader idea behind it, and the anime poster genre.
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 12:18 pm
too seriously. He's not calling himself a "playa," or saying that anime girls are better than real life. I sure no one would object to a poster saying "INDIANA JONES: twelve-thousand times cooler than you will ever be." It's the same concept, just with
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 12:15 pm
What does this have to with masturbation. It's a comparison between fictional characters and those who enjoy watching them. It's not "Sexy Anime tit tit." It is an homage to anime character, and at the same time demotivational to those who take the series
thatonechick - August 18, 2010, 12:05 pm
Before anyone asks, I think this sort is rather unfunny. Oh well.
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 9:50 am
Oh, but if I went 'round sayin' I was a playa, just because some moistened cartoon bink helped me lob a map of hawaii ay my mouse pad, they'd put me away!
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 9:39 am
(with all due respect to MechaBart)
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 9:39 am
If not, I'd look up a definition of reality. A deck of cards has gotten more sex than a cartoon. Cartoooon. Reality; a girl who yells at you when you have sex with her, then give an odd look at her slightly burned grilled cheese. Cartoons; lube and tissue
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 9:35 am
Now, does this poster just address anime fans?
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 2:55 am
Just trying to give some constructive criticism, man. Jeez. lol
Reality Lord - August 18, 2010, 1:14 am
the heap...he's got a way of getting right to the point no?
TheTrashHeap - August 18, 2010, 12:13 am
Is this some bizzaro reality where virgins are cool and hot internet lesbians are just what they claim to be?
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 11:56 pm
Not a bad concept, but the execution could have been better. I think it's just the way the words lined up...doesn't look clean. I usually try to arrange the lines from longest to shortest in descending order. Word arrangement can really affect the feel.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2010, 11:52 pm

Ugggg. 1L
agdaniele - August 17, 2010, 9:44 pm


TAGS: sosuke aizen bleach anime manga kurosaki ichigo move bitch
Rating: 2.98/5

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yup - October 15, 2012, 7:24 pm
5l Just cause I miss Bleach
angryceltic - August 31, 2010, 3:22 am
this post suffers from the same fate as all ani-fakes of people not knowing what is going on because they do not fallow the series while i personally get the reference and find it very funny it may not reach others
Claire - August 30, 2010, 7:01 pm
spacedog - August 30, 2010, 6:55 pm
I've read Bart's comment a couple times, this poster a couple times, and still... huh? 2L for whatever Bart seems to see here.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 6:50 pm
I don't get this. Anyone care to explain? Maybe i will learn something.
pzykosiz - August 30, 2010, 6:43 pm
it's too bad i don't get it. 1L
Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 4:53 am
It seems like a well constructed joke. The ironic dialogue sets up the surprising/humorous turn of events, and the song lyrics change the tone in a way that is pretty funny. I would say this is a solid 4L, but I gave it a five.
culos - August 30, 2010, 4:34 am
I know exactly why I don't like it, won't elaborate though...
Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 1:02 am
I'm not sure why, but I really like this one. I hear the song in my head when I read it. 5/5

TOKEN LOLI - Cause some men just can't handle these curves.

TAGS: bleach anime
Rating: 3.5/5

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GreyScorpion - October 11, 2010, 3:06 pm
now you're being rude, boy. since you don't want to read your PM, or take my advice, guess I'll have to get your attention a different way
rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 3:01 pm
I haven't watched much of Bleach, and at several hundred episodes, I don't have the time or money to try and get caught up. But I KNOW I like the girls of the series! The loli Rukia is cute, yes, but most of my Bleach jpegs are of the grown-up women.
MrBlack - August 20, 2010, 5:50 pm
Meh, it was bound to happen eventually. Besides the guy who makes this series is widely known as Titty Kubo (Tite Kubo) for a reason.
rerun - August 20, 2010, 5:38 pm
we are talking bust size on animated women? wow, never thought I would see that.
MrBlack - August 20, 2010, 5:05 pm
If it wasn't for the fact that the tallest of those women is 5'3", I'd agree. So, I'd say the largest bust is probably a DD.

ANIME MAFIA - Don't piss them off. They might use Bankai.

TAGS: bleach mafia yakuza mob anime manga ichigo byakuya renji kenpachi uryu toshiro ganju
Rating: 3.03/5

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Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 11:47 pm
Ah, yes Bleach...all the originality of Yu Yu Hakusho over again.
asddsakiller - August 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
order of things bankai, hollow mask, getsuga tenkai

RANDOM ENCOUNTERS - And then Timmy learned why you don't piss off the DM.

TAGS: bleach anime japan timmys
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:35 pm
she drives my dirt bike. but a truck is still pretty sweet
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 11:31 pm
So? It doesn't make it any less sexy. Guess we'll just have te file it under Awesome But Impractical.
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:23 pm
bike season here is way to short. not to many people bother getting bikes for only 4 months
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 11:15 pm
About the DnD reference: to be fair, it was somewhat popular when I was a child. And I think a woman driving motorcycle is sexier than a truck.
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:14 pm
I met my girlfriend at a car show my truck was next to hers
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 11:11 pm
A woman driving a truck? Thats pretty sexy
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:10 pm
It would be hard not to. she has a nicer truck than i do
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:08 pm
lol, normally that's true but I even trust her with my trucks
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 11:05 pm
lol women. Cant drive sober, certainly cant drive drunk
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:03 pm
ya my gf went to a bacheloret so im here till i gota go pick her druck ass up
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:00 pm
lol, I thought DM was for DreMagnum as well
TheTrashHeap - February 6, 2010, 10:57 pm
You should be proud not to get the dungeons and dragons reference Dre. DM= dungeon master.
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 10:57 pm
Pretty much yeah. Went to a basketball game at school, now just sitting here watching some hockey.
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 10:54 pm
hey dre, whats up? slow saturday night for you to?
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 10:50 pm
Well I'm the only DM here, and them damn timmies better be afraid.
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 10:26 pm
Not that I'm aware of. I mostly used it as a joke as to why Timmys shouldn't annoy Moderators compared to why you don't mess with the Dungeon Master in that old D & D game.
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 9:48 pm
Am I the DM?

REALLY? - Looks like you need to get the fuck out of my house before I call the cops

TAGS: bleach
Rating: 2.64/5

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mewmew88 - October 24, 2010, 2:12 pm
Urahara is awesome :D

BEST BLEACH FRIENDS - When "Best Friends" doesn't cut it


GRAND THEFT ZANPAKU-TO - Few people can see you, you're a death god, and have a sword. Let the carnage begin!

TAGS: bleach
Rating: 2.21/5

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IF YOU HONESTLY THINK - These are Naruto characters, you are an Anime Dipshit. They are from Bleach. Now either refresh your anime knowledge, of alt - f4.


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Rating: 2.35/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 10:02 pm
also see: aggybait.
Dr. Rusak - January 22, 2010, 4:19 pm
Truth me told! Amen
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:26 am

Hey Ed guess what, I don't give a shit so keep you Gramnazi stuff to yourself
Ed-Hyde - January 22, 2010, 7:33 am
"Designated People" That'll be a 1lb Bacon Fine for grammer. You could have also left the 'Designate' off and it would have been correct.
thatonechick - January 22, 2010, 7:21 am
Damn right.

RUKIA, - Give me the bat and get back in my closet

TAGS: bleach
Rating: 2.77/5

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Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:31 pm